Thursday, May 8, 2008

I was wondering

1...Is it hotter in NY or in the summertime?
2.....Can fat people go skinny dipping?
3.......Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
4.........If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
5...........Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
6.............Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
7...............Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
8.................When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
9...............If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
10............Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
11..........Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
12........If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
13......What is the speed of dark?
14....If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
15...Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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2 comments:

Natalie said...

I was wondering if you actually work during the day, OR do you spend your time thinking up stuff?? Just wondering!

the Cheerful Optimist said...

Natalie, Work by nature is something that we all must do which in general requires a lot of time but some times the work we are doing like running software verification tests leaves an opportunity to utilize one's brain (or internet) to reflect on phylosophical items of curiosity. To answer your question, yes I actually work during the day.